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We hope Tila Tequila is taking a 30-second break from Tweeting and actually reading THG right now. Listen up, crazy girl:

Nicky Hilton did not kill Casey Johnson's dogs. They are alive and well, as sources tell TMZ Elvis and Zoe were "taken to a veterinarian in Los Angeles for full checkups and were then released to the [Johnson] family."
Tila Tequila, please calm down about those supposedly suffering dogs now. And put on some clothes.

A few days ago, Tila called the police when Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came over to take the puppies away. Tequila has since Tweeted non-stop about how Casey's two friends were planning on putting the canines to sleep.

But there's now proof that the animals are alive. After the aforementioned checkup, Hilton Tweeted: "Hope this clears up all the rumors."

It does. We apologize to readers for wasting their time over this nonsense.

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